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Microfame

Written by Ryan Shaver

Thursday, 07 February 2008 17:08

So.

I've decided I want to be famous. Not like movie star famous or anything stupid like that. You know, the kind that gets you into trouble? Not that kind. I want to be 'micro-famous' or whatever the stupid new term-of-the-day is... maybe it's McFamous. Like McHottie or whatever his name is from Grey's Anatomy.

Anyway, I digress.

I'm going to get famous by defending famous people. I mean, REALLY, the poor souls don't have enough money or resources to hire people do defend them so why the hell shouldn't I?

I've read enough sensationalistic sensationalism about every modern-day star that I seriously just can't stomach it anymore. For every cover or article I've read about some celebrity (Brittany) being a danger to her kids or herself, I have had a a matter-of-fact-this-happens-in-real-life-to-all-of-us-you-idiot response.

So maybe Brittany is a bad example... A better example is Brad Pitt taking his son on a scissor-lift ride and how he's an unfit father.

"Maybe they should impound his children" they say.

I say "No."

Seriously, if it wer my kid, I probably would be riding that scissor-lift twice as high, three times as fast and I'd get uncle Sean and Joel to be holding a jacket at the bottom for the little bastard to jump out of for that extra thrill. And then I'd pound an MGD and jump out after him! THIS is real life, after all. We all do things like this, WHY CAN'T THEY.

So that's it. I'm starting a celebrity-defending blog. You call hogwash on me today but wait until Ellen reads about me defending Love Hewitt's butt. Or Oprah hears about me speaking intelligently about Tom Cruise's religion. You'll see. The McFame will come.

www.celebritydefense.com.

I'm serious. You didn't think so, did you? I already spent $35 on the domain.

PEACE OUT!

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